Hopeless Case...!!!

Oh No, it has been a month since I last did any thing useful in my life...

a whole month doing nothing, feel useless and unstable... Just each a week I am in a meeting with a new different accident :-S, seems I have signed a long time term contract with accidents stuff...
and this contract will be ended with a totally crashed body with useless and corrupted functions outputs...!!!, thanks Allah on every thing any way.

have many unstable feelings and very danger and angry thoughts...

hating the fact that is me unfortunately is ME, hating the idea of being in this world...
it is not a kind of suicide thoughts cuz I am not really ready to die now and not able to bear the punishment of suicide or even the punishment of just thinking about that or wishing it so...

Some times I feel if I can be an atom of dust or a binary data on a damaged CD ... hmm, sounds very good idea...!

by the way, it is not the problem ... So, what is the real problem?! OUCH , I do not know :-S...
All I know is #^*&^#*&^# , do not know!!!

I hate I am when I am like that , in this useless state and this UNKNOWN mood.

now, why u had to hear all that?!... Simply cuz u have a free time and visited my blog, hmm u did a big mistake ... and now how to fix it?!... oh that is so easy just get out from her right now :p... OUT :@

Ooopps, come on!... I forget to tell u some thing before u go that is "Happy month 3"... Now it is ur time to guess why I am telling u that cuz I am not gonna tell u every thing and u had to think for a while...

by the way, what is wrong?!... Do u remember what I was talking about?!
No, problem..Release as I do not wanna u remember any thing.
u still here?!... Did not I tell u to go OUT ?!

okay, if u gonna stay here I am who will leave u right now...

Salam!

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020..!

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last weekSir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawaltoday"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]


a7san bardo :P ... damn ALL customers :P:P:P