حكايه بعد النوم ... !!!

وبعدين .. النسر ابو زلومه فرد ديله اللي علي الجنب ومشي عليه . قام اتكعبل في السمكه اللي طايرة باسننانها وعماله من بطنها اللي فوق وتقول " اكلوني اكلوني .. علشان انا مش عايزة آكل خالص " .. قام النسر سمعها بزلومته لانه ما كنش عنده بق يسمع بيه .. وبعدين السمكه ماتت اوي وانبسطت خالص من النسر وسابته ومشيت علي قضيب الطيارة الهليكوبتر ..
قامت خبطت في الفيل ابو 3 رؤوس و25 رقبه اللي كان طاير في الهوا ومش همه الغواصات اللي حواليه من كل ناحيه .. قامت الكراسه اللي في الغواصات قعدت تزعق وتقول " وسع وسع " فمعرفش يرد عليهم طبعا علشان الفيل ما بيعرفش يتكلم .. وقال لهم " ارد عليكم ازاي اذا كنت مبعرفش اتكلم ولكن بعرف اعوم .. بس نسيت البدله الصوف بتعاتي في العش فمش هقدر آكل معاكم .. بس ممكن ...
-ايه يا ميدو رايح فين؟!! مش حاكملك الحدوته ؟
-سيبني سيبني . انا رايح لماما ومش عايز حواديت ..
- ايه يا ميدو فيه ايه؟
- هاتي ودنك يا ماما علشان ما حدش يسمع
- اهوه ..
!!!- خالو احمد يا ماما من ساعة ما دخل كليه حاسبات و معلومات وهو بقي عبيط!!!!

My Blogging Personality!!!

Your Blogging Type Is Thoughtful and Considerate

You're a well liked, though underrated, blogger.You have a heart of gold, and are likely to blog for a cause.You're a peaceful blogger - no drama for you!A good listener and friend, you tend to leave thoughtful comments for others.

What's" Your Blogging Personality?

My Life Rate...

I rated my life recently at one of sites but I do not believe any of its results...
I think its questions were not qualified enough to rate my life...

Or may be I am who not interested to rate my life cuz I do not care for any of its meaning any more ... I think I have got enough and I do not need more even the future will be more prefect or it will be worth!!!

By the way, here is my ILLUSION results ...

this site also tried to compare it with the average but I think there is no thing right to compare!!!

and By the way, here is the Comparison ...!!!

At last wish to say something ... hmmm (Ouch, there is nothing to say!!!)

By the way, Salam Alykom

The Tireless Sea ...

Transfixed I stand and watch

the Tireless Sea

As it's waves crash upon the shore,

spraying it's white, salty foam

Against the jagged rocks and cliffs below,

then returning into itself

The tireless sea

wherein its immeasurable depths

Secrets lie buried,

never to be revealed

The tireless sea

whose temperament is so mystifyingit

neither fears, nor needs any one

but gathers its strength from within.

I wish to be like the sea ... althought all what under its water ... althought all between its viscera ... Althought the pains it is suffering from ... It still strong ... so stable... annoucing its pride every moment ... no one could hurt its pure feelings easily ...

At the same time able to scream loudly annoucing its anger without any clear complain...

Oh, Allah ... As u well know all what inside the sea u r the only know the huge VOLCANO hidden inside me that about to EXPLODE any time...

give me its strength, stability and help me to recover all pains which became like knifes hurting me each moment without any fear or mercy...

Oh Allah, I believe in u ... I won't complain to any one but YOU.

Only For U ...!!!

What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone you >had to say good-bye

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would >never be there?

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there >would be 10 moments of sadness?

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never >got to tell them how you felt?

What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else and >you could never have them?

Some people live and some people die...
But I want to tell you I love you and you are a true person.


So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my >life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you



Believe ME ... U R So DEAR To ME!!!